I love my beard. And it loves me. Together we are stronger, but these guys take it to the next level and without irony. They put the beard on a pedistile with the same humorless reverence as a Catholic mass. In fact it’s kind of disturbing how they try to goad you to grow a beard. Creepy cult-like zeal almost makes you think that you will somehow enter a dark compact with some pagan beard god if you grow one.
PS Don’t Visit this site if you have any Native American blood. You will be instantly shamed.