SARACANITE

http://topten.org/public/BE/BE155.html

This seems targeted less at “introverts” and more at pathetic losers. I mean really, if you actually need this advice chances are you are too much of a social coward to ever be able to follow it.

I get a little anxious in unfamiliar social situations but I do what every functioning member of society does; I grit my teeth an go on with my life.
Next!