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My friends and I are assholes. Needless to say, it has been customary for us to settle minor arguments with “Rock, Paper, Scissors”. Occasionally this practice is extended for moments of extreme boredom and/or lack of booze where we draw for the right to punch the other in the shoulder and then punch them again if they flinch. So let me tell you it came as no small surprise to see that Rock,Paper,Scissors is practiced as a competition sport in some places. Unreal! Too bad my best playing days are over, because I used to kick ass.

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