
The last time HE’LL ever get horny. OH!

There seems to be an unsettling trend involving bullfighter’s injury to scrotum injury ratio. The data I’ve collected suggests 0:3. Well science has proven that bulls cannot see red. I think these pictures give a pretty strong case that they can see balls.

What the fuck ar YOU looking at?

Seriously though, we cut them down way too casually. The retard across the street cut down a tree in his front yard. I told him he’d regret doing it. It isn’t like you can just run to Home Depot and pick up a 30′ Mountain Ashe. It’s gone forever. Guess what. He comes over to return my rake and he can’t stop talking about how plain his yard looks now. I wanted to stab him in the face.


