SARACANITE

One of the top ten smartest animals in the world. Shouldn’t we only eat dumb ones? I will admit though, if you think bacon is good, you won’t believe how tasty dolphin is. I’ve had it. For really. In Antigua. Probably the tastiest thing I’ve ever eaten. Hopefully genetic research will someday give us huge tanks of cultured disembodied flesh. You know, so we wont have to torture these poor creatures anymore. No “souls”, no bones or organs, no brains. We can just grow the meat we want in vats from raw chemical nourishment, cubic yards at a time. Just imagine a glorious new world where we won’t have to feel like selfish monsters for eating our favorite foods! And noble creatures like this can return to the wild and go extinct when we destroy it’s habitat.