OK, there are lots of doctored up pictures of Cheny out there; Some with devil horns and coal like eyes. Some where he’s dressed up like Vader or like an S&M leather boy. There’s Cheneys leering over ‘Dubya marionettes, muscle bound Cheneys pulling the limbs off people, Cheney’s carving up globes of the earth like a Christmas goose, and hundreds more twisted Cheneys.
The thing is, it isn’t even necessary to show these “evil Cheneys”. The real DICK is so much more menacing than anything ever whipped up by Photoshop. I mean this guy is so evil, he doesn’t even bother concealing his reptilian nature. He’s all like “Thats right! I’m Cheney! My car runs on orphans! Deal with it.”
He just walks around in his shabby suits, with that Frankenstein-like “fire bad!” face of his. The only time he halfway smiles is when he’s lying to reporters. And if you don’t like that, he’ll shoot you in the fucking face. Cheney doesn’t care what you think. He doesn’t even have a spin doctor.
Cheney’s philosophy is “I’m going to fuck the world good and hard and if anyone asks ‘Hey, who’s fucking the world so hard?’ I want you to say ‘Cheney. That’s who.'”
Dick snarling at the frightened villagers.
You gotta love that kooky strangling the air thing he does.
“Hey guys, what’s this meeting about? …World peace!? BO-RING!! This is so gay…
Cheney at a banquet, showing what he traded to Satan to get his pair of flying shoes.
Cheney hearing the sound of money being wasted on the poor. “RRRAAARR! CHENEY ANGRY!!”
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