http://jasonpickles.stumbleupon.com/

Who is he? What is he?
I have come to believe the entity that calls itself “JasonPickles” has no physical body at all. Instead “he” is a conglomeration of hundreds (thousands?) of web programing protocols that have interacted with one another completely by chance, to produce a pseudo-sentient machine intellect that has, for reasons unknown, chosen a form eerily similar to that of my brother-in-law. I can come to no other explanation for his omni-presence. If he were a being that displaced physical space, his hard-core stumbling would contradict… no… shatter what we know of quantum physics.