Snake-oil salesmen, like ol’ Doc Wilson here, have become a forgotten footnote in American history. These double-talking, fly by night faith healers and marketers of mysteries are only remembered in the occasional western movie and their particular brand of carnival barking has all but disappeared, being regulated to miracle knife and detergent peddlers at fleamarkets.
But Doctor Wilson here still has a traveling medicine show with full regalia and would be glad to come to your town to sell you something for that pesky neuroplexia thats been going around.
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