THANKS SAFETY! IF I WASN’T WEARING THAT TIN HAT I MIGHT HAVE DIED!
Seriously though, what is up with all the tubes? About half of these pictures feature wierd flesh tubes that I can only guess hold arteries or something. Good god that’ll bring back the shakes…These poor bastards look like they were sewn up by Dr. Rob Zombie or something… FUCK! I need a whiskey after seeing this… hold the glass!
You know what? If I get my face removed by a broken bottle fight or a bong-explosion or something, do me a favor and just leave it off. I’ll wear a metal mask a la Destro and STILL get into the panties. The guy pictured above actually gets fixed up pretty good, in other pictures you see him with a jaw and he looks almost normal… but some of these shrapnal magnets will make your flesh crawl. Seriously if I was this fucked I would go for the Buckethead look.
SARACANITE 