JACKINMACOCK
This Tricky-Dick had his very first Jack-in-the-Box experience today. I got their #1 sirloin bacon death-burger meal with seasoned curly fries. Did you know that meal comes with a gallon of soda? I’d be a little afraid of how bad it is for me if I wasn’t so sure that it was going to shoot through me like the fucking ebola virus.
It actually gives me an idea for a manly game of wills. You get a group of real tough guys together. I’m talking Charlie Bronson tough mother fuckers. You sit them at a table with a pile of Jack-in-the-Box food in the middle. The object of the game is to eat as much as you can and hold out as long as you can without running to the toilet. Last man at the table wins a shot of penicillin or something.
SARACANITE 