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Heinrich: …It’s powered by the Ark of the Covenant.
Otto: NO waaay! THATS what they wanted that thing for?! Wow,
like… “duh” you know? Seems so obvious now… I feel like
such a retard.
Heinrich: Well what did you think it was gonna be powered by? Farts?
Otto: Yeah… your mom’s farts…
Heinrich: Fuck you, dude.
Otto: So anyway dude… where the hell did you get your new metal
hand? That thing is waay better than the old one!
Heinrich: Dude! Totally! You remember how weak the old one was?
Otto: Yeah…
Heinrich: Like, I can totally crush a human skull with this one!
Otto: No way! That is so cool… but where’d you get it?
Heinrich: DUDE! High command gave it to me! Saying it was for being
such a complete bad ass, and that I’m like the most balls-out
motherfucker in the whole Super Secret Death Science
division.
Otto: You sure they didn’t say you were the “most
balls-deep-in-another-guy’s-ass motherfucker in the whole
Super Secret Death Science division?”
Heinrich: Oh, FUCK YOU, dude! Good one, but seriously, you are such a dick… Well… Lets get back to work… Those clone brains aren’t going to transplant themselves.
Otto: Another day another dollar…