http://www.viruscomix.com/page398.html

Oh, but there is so much more… I used to know douchebags that actually voluntarily endorsed Nickleback. They’re out there. They’re called frat guy and military enlistee. And in addition to homo-erotic “pranks”, and getting all their news from reading wrinkly issues of FHM stolen from mens-rooms, they also secretly listen to rave music and pretend to get drunk after walking around all night nursing the same can of beer.
Also, I went ahead and discovered the one asshole who thumbed this down just so I could immediately thumb HIS ass down.
Because seriously, douchebags get enough breaks.