http://www.conservatipedia.com/

Amazing. I finally see the folly in my godless, liberal, syphilis spreading, homosexual, meat-gazing ways. I finally understand that I can redeem myself in the eyes of Jesus (and Old Glory) if I get down on my knees and pray as hard as I can… for God to hate all of the same things the government is telling me to hate. Wow I feel better already. I feel like pecker slapping a queer! You know… instead of the other way around…