Welcome,
(amd brace yourself for an onslaught of horrors that will curdle your very blood)
VIOLETHEMLOCK!
to my hall of…
Ram’s horn nails. Your sweet, cute, grandmother is probably hiding a set of these claws… remember that.
Having extra toes is like having an extra earwax gland. Except grosser. And cooler.
Still arguing, creationists?
Tiny Chinese feet. Before soiled pantie machines were invented, those Asian men were pretty kinky.
Inversely, this giant foot is crushing babies… BABIES! Are you not moved, Internet? Are you not entertained?
SARACANITE 