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Jacksonville; Only two weeks after this ‘gator was happily wed to Doris Mgmgmgmwmg (ne: Boucharde) a white hotel clerk, he became the victim of the most terrible anti-gator related hate crime since the riverboat massacre of 1915. The local public is outraged and two suspects have already been apprehended; John Palmalroy a hot tub dealer, and Irwin Manchester an unemployed handyman, both with long documented histories of antisocial behaviour directed towards ‘gators.