http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/

Pictured above is a former King Beard of Whiskerino

Oh, its gonna happen this year… I’m doing the Whiskerino for sure. It wasn’t easy but I think I’m ready. I’ve fully optimized my facial follicle growth factor through strenuous training, and a steady intake of human breast milk (thank ‘yer ‘ma for me)

Wait until they get a load of me…