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Don’t eat the bread in Florida.
I’ll probably be getting some grief over that one from some Floridians, but you know what? Fuck it!
I’ve been getting the holy hell scared out of me on the highway by Florida drivers nearly every day, for almost as long as I’ve been driving. Worst goddamn drivers in the whole goddamn country. And I’ve been EVERYWHERE. Whenever the guy next to you suddenly cuts you off and then proceeds to cut off three other cars in this fucking suicidal Mad Max maneuver, only to get ahead of the one fucking car that was in front of him in his original lane, and then he imediatly takes the next exit off the highway. Guess what? FLORIDA FUCKING PLATES. I don’t even know how many Florida drivers nearly drove me to following them to their destination and braining them with the claw end of my crowbar, or at least give them a vigorous teabagging.
But seriously… What the fuck Florida? What the fuck do you have to do to get a license down there? What is it fucking mailed to you when you turn 16? Jesus Fuck! So yeah. Don’t eat the fucking bread in Florida ha ha ha. Because the people there are fucking assholes behind the wheel. Pricks.
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