Mummies! Not just for inspiring lame movies starring Brendan Fraser anymore!
Actually that was out of bounds. None of the Mummy movies even has a goddamn mummy in it. After the first five minutes of the film we have to see Arnold Vosloo’s smush face sans bandages. Frightening? Oh absolutely! Mummy-like? No. No. No. I don’t think so.
SARACANITE 