http://www.snakenet.com/

This fucking ROCKS! I’m rocking out with my cock out! And not just because my cock was already out when I say this!

http://mocoloco.com/archives/002492.php

Great reading chair. Too bad I’m another illiterate American and have to dictate my blog entries (WEEP)

http://www.avivadirectory.com/bethebot/

Should come in handy for cracking all those porn pics on google images. SAWEET

http://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/restaura.htm

Because if you’re like me, you are so totally sick of going to Arby’s just to get some Arby’s Sauce and they only give you like two packets, and that only leaves you one to save for later because you just gotta use one of them for your curly fries. Well thankfully someone reverse-engineered the formula.

http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/

Woah, I don’t even know if this site sucks or not, but just LOOK at it. The design is fantastic.
UPDATE: Site doesn’t suck! Is actually Awesome!

http://www.maniacworld.com/Chinese_Dance.html

UNREAL! Chicks with forty two arms are HOT. Specially Asian chicks.

http://agreeencrayon.stumbleupon.com/

Thanks to http://agreeencrayon.stumbleupon.com/ for this gem. A great blog full of great news and examples about the worst aspects of the “free world”. We need a few more people like this.

YEAH DUMB-ASSES! “Fascism” doesn’t mean “antisemitic”. Fascism is much more sinister than mere genocide: It’s Sparta. And it’s the USA… or “Oceania” or whatever name we’ll call ourselves and our satellites by 2084.

http://www.prankvote.com/indexge.html

These guys are total dicks!

http://people.tribe.net/mike_c/blog/92d57f2e-9d65-4507-9219-22531fcfa476

I would simply flex my mighty boner and crush this fish to death. After that, it’s a simple process of blowing a powerful load to expel it’s unsightly remains.

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Classic! Thanks http://noodles8503.stumbleupon.com/!

http://zurrealmonk.stumbleupon.com/

I love this guy’s stumbles. A great eye for the weird and menacing.

http://bollyweird.vox.com/library/post/bollyweird-clip-wtf.html

I have stared into the abyss and am now familiar with the threshold point of man’s sanity.
Seriously though. You could totally give someone some LSD and strap them into a chair to watch this over and over again and they would have a heart attack.

http://www.wikiprotest.com/index.php?title=Gun_Control

Like it or not, when the lights go out this WILL be the scenario.
Stop to think about why the news concentrates on violence so much that it gives the impression this is a MORE violent USA to live in than it was 20 years ago. Well keeping with population growth, it isn’t. So why is there so much suggestion in progress that vilefies our right to bear arms and even the NRA. These rights aren’t there so we can collect them, or so we can enjoy the sport of hunting or even for self defense from robbers. The right to organize the militia isn’t there to allow us to fight enemy invasions on American soil. The right to keep and bear arms and the right to organize a militia are in place to protect us from our own government if it one day begins to repress us. These aren’t idiot ramblings. It is spelled out on the parchment clear as crystal.

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SOMEBODY needs some Massingill…