http://www.winstonsmith.com/gallery/book2/big/satan.html

Winston Smith, one of the great bulldada gods.

Satan is my Co-Pilot

http://www.leap.cc/

It’s about time I see some cops who haven’t SOULED out. But really, this won’t accomplish anything until people start acknowledging the true forces at work here. It isn’t a simple matter of the “War On Drugs” not working; the bottom line is that it will never work and it isn’t even “trying” to work. It isn’t even supposed to work. Every drug czar denounces his former job after he resigns or is fired or whatever. The reason is this: it’s a crooked operation that does more harm than good. The point is that the “War On Drugs” is just as much an industry as the “Illegal Drugs” industry is.
It’s very easy to surmise the natural progression of the “War on drugs” industry. There is only one way for the war on drugs to get more funding every year, and that is to convince the world that the problem is bigger than it was last year. It can accomplish this in two ways 1)Lie with statistics that are completely out of context or 2)Boost the drug industry to stack the threat level. If there even was a way to stop the flow of cocaine, you can bet your bottom dollar they would bury that info so deep it will never be known, because there is simply no money in stopping those drugs. No business will purposely put itself out of a job and let me tell you Jack, the war on drugs is a business. Wining the war is bad for business there’s allot of ride-alongs and allot of jobs involved.
Keeping our prisons full is good for buisiness. Keeping our police forces growing is good for business. Keeping those drugs flowing is good for business. Pretty much any misappropriation of taxpayer’s money is good for business because thats where the incentives are for all of those soulless politicians and bureaucrats that WE appoint.
The icing on the cake is, that if there were no more war on drugs to regulate the drug industry, the surplus would make prices drop dramatically and the bottom would fall out of the illegal drug business. Think of it: suddenly 50 tons of cocaine is worth less than one ton did a week ago. It would suddenly be allot harder to make the same amount of money. The whole oportion would have to be scaled back dramatically.
But hell, every business works in a regulatory fashion. This is probably how Uncle Sam always wanted it. After all, every Carnegie or Rockefeller or Vanderbilt out there will tell you, the secret to free enterprise is: create a need and then fill it.

http://www.joelmackey.com/entertainment/fashion/shoefashions2007.html

If doc Frankenstein built his own hoes.

http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/reading-shakespeare-has-dramatic-effect-on-human-brain-12226.html

In the words of Shakespeare, “DUH”.

http://www.collegesexadvice.com/

This is precious.

http://madmadammim.stumbleupon.com/

Madmadammim has got some dark humor that will fill your sick little heart with terrible dark happiness. YAY!

http://ascent-of-stan.stumbleupon.com/

Two words: Stan Rules( . ) (<—Period)Comprende?

http://atomic58.stumbleupon.com/

One serious stumbler. He must put allot of work into these pages and it shows too! Thanks for the pic atomic58! This baby elephant is so adorable it hurts to think of my sheer inability to defend it from the forces of evil. Godspeed baby elephant… godspeed (WEEP)

http://www.the-scientist.com/2006/10/1/22/1/

A race of unwitting supermen walk beside us… and they’re American! Proof positive that mutagens are to be embraced not shunned! Finally all that cancer is starting to pay off. Thank you corporate fascists!

http://willyisfuzzy.stumbleupon.com/

Ultra hip anti establishment awesomosity. I wish I had more thumbs because they’d all be up for willyisfuzzy. Also wish I had more middle fingers because they would be up for the corporate fascists.

http://caffeina.stumbleupon.com/

Caffeinas is the the new black.

http://www.glassgiant.com/wanted/

Do this and I guarantee that it will make you laugh like a little girl.

http://www.weirdomatic.com/moller-skycar.html

I read about this when I was a kid. It looks the same as it did then. What I’m wondering is what’s the hold up? We can wire up a dead cat’s eyes to a television monitor to see what cat’s see, but we’re not pursuing the flying car? What gives? How long must I wait for the roaring hum of decapitating blades flying through the air. How long must I wait for flaming shards of fiberglass shrapnel and loose appendages to come raining down on my favorite historical buildings? C’mon! This is supposed to be the future! Where is all the soul destroying violence that I expect?

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/High_school_student_finds_allies_in_0220.html

I am beginning to think these stories are either complete fabrications or that they are merely being given an artificially large amount of attention. Because rationally, I cannot seem to see the purpose for the sudden surge of backwards creationism. I don’t live under a rock so why haven’t I heard about these twisted enemies of education hiding behind a facade of religious zeal until a few months ago? Something is fishy about the whole business and I think that it’s a social experiment or something. Perhaps it’s a way of artificially injecting animosity into a population. I don’t know but I think news like this actually FUELS the “moral majority” into creating waves. It’s very puzzling.
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