Wright

http://wright20.com/

The home of the future? I think not. Where is the wall of tires to keep out the legions of evil bikers hungry for gasoline? Also I didn’t see any pics of the basement… How the hell are you supposed to survive a zombie attack without a basement? Riddle me THAT, Jantzen!








http://www.sigarms.com/

I’m only interested in revolvers and shotguns. I don’t need this high tech tactical crap. I’m not some psychopath that needs to impress his Halo buddies. I’m just worried about the coming apocalypse and I need something reliable. When you gotta defend your compound from “the man” or evil bikers, or even zombies, you want to know that when you pull the trigger you’ll hear a bang.
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And here is the big dog. A real American hero. This guy punched out one of Sinatra’s bodyguards and laid him out cold, because old boy was giving him some kind of “You can’t talk like that to Mr. Sinatra” shit, and the Duke here was all like “WHAT-EV-ER! I’m gonna talk him how-ever I want! And your music is too loud in here too! So here’s some sweet chin music!” and WAM! Right in the kisser! And Frankie was all like “I’m so sorry our loud partyin’ has been disturbing your rest, Mr. Wayne. Please forgive me, I don’t want to dance your insane tango of death tonight.” And the Duke was appeased and went back to his room. True story more or less.
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