The Entire Company Index
http://www.monologues.co.uk/004/index.htm
I can’t help but to read these aloud in the style of John Cleese’s mason character from Monty Python. Try it. These are way funnier that way.
http://www.monologues.co.uk/004/index.htm
I can’t help but to read these aloud in the style of John Cleese’s mason character from Monty Python. Try it. These are way funnier that way.
http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/
I’m at “Homer Simpson” these days but back in my sailer days when I was drinking roughly 210 beers a week, I would have scored an “Ozzy Osbourn”. Oh yeah… multiple barf bonuses in the HIZZ-E!
Yeah. Isn’t this the future? WTF is the point of developing all this time/labor saving technology if our damn corporate masters keep raising the bar? The human race is being enslaved by these neo-con globalizing corporate fascists that just keep us working for no other reason than because it stimulates business. It’s disturbing when you imagine that this is the product of a highly sophisticated system that ultimately had no architect. This ultimate evil EVOLVED over the centuries and has no one human master. Instead the system itself is AUTONOMOUS. Ultimately even the CEOs are unwitting pawns to the game IT plays. The only reason it continues to exist (and we continue to be enslaved by it) is that we are too afraid to acknowledge it for what it is, sheerly because it is too terrible to believe. So instead we blunder through life, choosing to believe the illusion of free will and pretend things will get better, and quietly suppress all of our own feelings about how all the real problems in the world simply didn’t have to be there. SCREW THAT! Rise up! Spread the dissent! Tell every one you know how jaded you are! Because they’re jaded too! They need to hear it from someone else to know that they are SUPPOSED to be jaded!
Humans: 1
Fascists: 600,000,000,000
http://photos1.blogger.com/photoInclude/blogger/2869/1850/1600/ninjalesson.jpg
I tried this as soon as I saw this site. I don’t usually do that, except for time I saw that site on auto erotic asphixiation.
http://www.understandingduchamp.com/
Just goes to prove that if you’re fartsy enough people will assume you to be artsy by association.
Next!
http://www.abandonedmemories.com/
Does anyone else want to build a secret layer in some old abandoned observatory? What a pity the fascists in charge keep squatters out of abandoned & condemned buildings. I think it’s criminal to let these places go to waste like this. Or worse yet demolished just to clear the lot.


Pretty nifty! But please don’t be one of those jerk-offs that actually order one of these crazy drinks in a bar. It just makes you look like some kind of Cowboy Cocksucker (1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps, 1/2 oz Bailey’s Irish cream)
http://jenjen1352.stumbleupon.com/
Come here for something even more homo-erotic than my avatar as well as some exquisitely candid comments. Great pics!

http://www.anxietyculture.com/contents.htm
This page virtually reeks of dissent. “Bob” would be so proud.
Cool. Unique sound. I’m gonna look into this guy.
Cool, but I’ll stick with Wikipedia, thanks. This needs to be streamlined a bit before I’ll use this to answer my burning questions. Also the site looks kind of fascist. Not in a Nazi way, but fascist in the middle-school lesson plan way.
http://www.jibjab.com/jokebox/jokebox/jibjab/id/218147/jokeid/65040
Some of these CrAzY pics are new to me. Therefor I like it. YoInK!