http://www.hethe.com/portfolio05.html

Nothing makes me feel better than seeing the work of someone vastly mor talented than myself.

http://www.kirktoons.com/cartoons_perm/12_consumerism.html

Cute message but the execution makes me feel vaguely violent to people who creatively show their personality.
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http://www.petpeek.info/

Just the thing to show your neighbors that you have class. Next!

http://www.abcunderwear.com/

This where I satisfy all my sexy underware needs. Under-where? Underhere.


They’re shipping uses a form of time travel where you will find your order waiting for you the very day after you place it. FOR REALS!

http://funnypictures.punt.nl/

Pretty Awesome. Most of the picks aren’t really “funny” though. More like “camp”

Looking for the source of that “shit smell”

http://www.irancartoon.com/100/kruger/index.htm

These are good Caricatures, mostly. Some suck though.

http://www.heavyharmonies.com/cgi-bin/gletter.cgi?Letter=A

Good site if you’re looking for album covers to all that obscure old hair-metal music you secretly have.

http://www.davesdaily.com/

This is where it’s at. But wouldn’t it be easy to just make up bizarre stories from “around the globe”? I’ve always wanted to buy some stuff like bronzed baby shoes and trophies from a pawnshop and just pass them off as my own. You know, take some pictures of random people, frame them, and claim them as members of my fictitious extended family.

http://tricky-dick.stumbleupon.com/

Tricky-Dick changed my life. My awesomeness gland is turgid! I feel exhilarated and the tangy musky scent of fortune stings my nostrils. I can taste the success!

http://www.cowboybooks.com.au/html/acidtrip1.html

Yeah. Acid can make wonderful things happen in your mind. And even if it all goes wrong for you and it turns into a frightening experience, if you have the backbone you’ll see it through, and you will be able to conceptualize things more effectively. New synapses will have formed and suddenly you’re thinking things you’ve never thought before. It’s like steroids for your brain. You’ll only crack up if you’re a pussy, and every time after that, you’ll know how to control the trip better. Get some LSD and do some mental power squats. You’ll be glad you did.

http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/index.htm

I’m very surprised how quickly this site has injected an inferiority into my psyche over my shoelaces. To think all this time I haven’t been paying attention to how I lace them at all! Everyone must be pointing and laughing behind my back (at me).

http://www.animatedknots.com/

You better KNOT miss this one. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. I am just precious!

But serious 8 years in the Navy didn’t teach me any of this. I feel like such a fraud.

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/index.htm

Krass & Bernie Rules.
However, you still suck.

http://minuscule.tv/

Spider was creepy, at first, but by the end I’m thinking, “c’mon, leave him alone” The flies were like a motorcycle gang but the chase also reminded me of Star Wars. especially those brutal wrecks.
This earns a “Wicked” in my book.

http://www.tv-now.com/classics/

Awful. Don’t waste your time. Not even good enough to break down into topics to criticize. Just uniformly lame.
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