Author: saracanite

Mola6 01July2010.tif | James Morgan Photography

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http://james.photoshelter.com/gallery-image/The-Bajau-Laut/G0000ElUZXeibDLU/I0000M88T53krrlY

This is a photo of a young boy riding a shark. This photo is irrefutable proof that your life sucks, always sucked & in all probability, will continue to suck more at an exponential rate until you draw your last impossibly boring breath. To further illustrate this FACT, remember that you are reading this message while logged into facebook: the virtual place you go to inform the people whom you didn’t even like when you KNEW them, of all the inane and meaningless details of your deeply unfulfilling life. Hey don’t feel bad though. Me too, “buddy”

Home – This Recording

Posted on by saracanite

http://thisrecording.com/

This site is a near miss. It broadly spans the happenings of the entertainment industry at large with a very well designed format and in many places, offers down-loadable links to MP3s related in some ways to the content. I really wanted to like this site, and I am by no means super critical (I once thumbed up two flys fucking)

What really turned me off was the articles themselves. There’s nothing but criticism and its that snooty obtuse criticism designed to make the author appear superior, when really it only betrays the small mind of a shit-for-brains dick-head.

Seriously, pick an article. Going in, you think to yourself “This sounds like something I’d like to read” and about halfway into the second sentence you’re thinking “Where are they going with this?” and finally you realize “Oh, I get it, they’re assholes”

The review of Pixar’s motion picture UP! is a grand example, instead of being a positive review of a very pleasant movie, it deviates to inform the reader how the elderly are a bunch of freeloaders sucking the American taxpayer dry. And completely without irony!

Not my cup of tea.

Next!

I once had a woman ask me for a drink so I smiled and got her a water. Boy was she pissed.

Posted on by saracanite

http://real-estate-el-paso-tx.net/I-once-had-a-woman-ask-me-for-a-drink-so-I-smiled-and-got-her-a-water-Boy-was-she-pissed.html

OK look it is poor form for ANY new acquaintance to demand or expect a free drink regardless of sex or intent. The only thing worse is actually turning down an offered free drink. But I think we’re all missing the greater point of interest of this guy’s narrative.

Before Craigslist, assholes like this couldn’t write an open-bloated-bitch-note that would betray their pretentious, miserable and definitely not “average looking” nature to the world; Back in those dark days without an abstract outlet like the internet to expel stagnant emotions (and or fluids), emotionally damaged basement dwellers would have had no other means to express their misconceived anger but to follow the girl out to the street and brain her with a flagstone.
Thank goodness for Craigslist and it’s analogs.