http://pictures.streakr.com/realmanpresents.htm

Yes. This is very manly. Thanks I-did-what!

http://www.vhemt.org/

The point is: We should have reached a virtual utopia decades ago. Every time technology ushers in a grand boon to mankind, our rising population forces us to continue to spread resources thinner. Life never gets any better because people cant stop cranking out babies.

I mean this is the goddamn FUTURE for fuck’s sake! The fucking 21’st century! Oh you used to hear the term 20’th century all the time because we were all proud to have belonged to it. They got allot of good shit done in the 20’th century. But these days you never hear anyone say “the 21’st century” because we all expected this to be a hell of allot better than is. And we don’t want to remind ourselves of the glory we held for that term. One of the huge reasons why it still sucks? Too many people.

This may seem a little nihilistic, but the fact that our supplies of food, fuel, water, and space ARE exponentially dissipating, will kill us all just as dead as voluntary human extinction. And you know what? There won’t be any champagne to go around at THAT going away party. Because life will have become hell long before that day.

The more people you have in a population, the less value (and voice) each member of that population has. There is also more anonymity, which translates into overall decline of civility. More conservation (read: rationing) of space, water, food, shelter, and ultimately money, and leisure time.

As you fill up a bottle, the closer to the top you get, the faster it fills up. The signs are already very evident.

I propose blanket forced homosexuality. For the whole world! (not just for whoever is in my apartment for a change…)

http://eg2.stumbleupon.com/

Meet Eg2:

A vast collection of the weird and slightly maddening. Really it’s just much too much to steal.

http://listverse.com/people/15-surprisingly-super-smart-celebrities/

James Woods. Certified genius at your service. And not one of those 150s IQ mouthbreathers either. I’m talking 184 bitch! ! I always knew he was a smart guy for doing that My Name Is Bill W movie (that mother fucker makin’ that AA money!) but I didn’t know he was mother fucking mind bullets smart. Wow!

http://dalesdesigns.net/world_clock.htm

World clock. Watch the human race self destruct in slow motion!
Watching the population meter decline steadily would be much more encouraging. We really need to think about killing ourselves off a little bit. I’m thinking massive progeny restrictions: Two children per family unit. Anything more will result in state administered sterilization.
Maybe we’ll get lucky and half of us will be wiped out in a pandemic. Ooooh! Ooooh! Zombies! That would be sweet!

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/High_Speed_Photography_226_2007.php

It was at that very moment, the thought had occurred to me, that pants constructed from beef jerky, WERE NOT a clever artistic expression of my individuality in the face of globally encouraged social templates, but rather a problem waiting to happen.

http://flying-fortress.blogspot.com/

Flying Fortress:

“Teddy Troopers”
Cower before their brutal cuteness!

http://www.philipstraub.com/illustrations_page.htm

Philip Straub:

A master of atmosphere. Here he has depicted, with great skill, Glen Danzig’s front walk.

http://bestwhenstarved.com/

Best When Starved (.com):


I think it’s actually “Best when completely immersed in a pattern of self-destructive alcoholism culminating in an early death by heart failure or asphyxiation”
…but who wants to split hairs?

http://www.monicel.info/2008/02/11/gypsies-are-richer-than-bill-gates/

Fuckin’ A! Looks like Romania is about to usurp New Jersey’s title of Guido capital of the world.

Hey Jersey! Don’t feel bad! You’re still the biggest fucking toxic waste dump on the planet!

http://woodyart.blogspot.com/

Woodyart:

Excellent ability to distill certain memories into one clearly stylized image.

http://www.elvis-postcards.com/

The King as you’ve never seen him before. This is a terrific collection.

http://www.rodneymatthews.com/

Rodney Matthews:


Righteous custom van style artwork.

http://bibliodyssey.blogspot.com/2008/11/original-winnie-pooh-drawings.html

Found this on 13andbored‘s site.

Pooh gets stuck in the rabbit hole. The events that happened next would forever shatter his ability to trust others and leave him a burned out shell of a bear, with a terrible drinking problem.
Years later, Rabbit was found drowned in his own bathtub. Broken tubes of amyl nitrate littered the bathroom floor and it was deemed an apparent death by misadventure.
When told of what had happened to his onetime friend, Pooh only said one word: “Good”