http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs
Micky we love you but seriously… you’re starting to look like Jason Voorhees…
List of ethnic slurs.
By far the best one is: “Cunt-eyed
(U.S.) adjective: a person with slanted eyes (first used in the 1910s)”
Hatefully hilarious!
http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/whitneyChromatic.swf
Ominous flash music gizmo thing.
MonkeySee instructional videos. I no longer feel mystified and intimidated by that confounded digital penis stretcher I won on ebay. Every time I go to use it, it keeps on flashing “12:00”
http://1454438.stumbleupon.com/
Meet Daverd:
He is here to oversee your re-education. Your mustaches will be due next Friday. Scientific calculators brought to class will be annihilated.
Jud Turner:
Sculpture made from other stuff to form bio-mechanical prehistoric lifeforms and artifacts.
http://www.futureshipwreck.com/
Futureshipwreck. A very VERY well written guide to various recent developments among the fields that can be instruments of the Avant-garde. Basically THIS is what is important, because THIS is a living photograph of tomorrow’s aesthetic. Art, theatre, music and film are but a few topics regularly addressed here. And its FUNNY! It’s as entertaining as it is eclectic. Highly recommended.
http://www.eohoppe.com/portraits/vp_artists.html
Portraits of performers that no one living today has seen perform.
Pictured here is the great Vaslav Nijinsky. And although he is remembered as the greatest dancer who ever lived, we will never know, because he never allowed his dancing to be filmed. His reasoning? He didn’t want to cast a shadow over dancers who would succeed him. That makes him a hell of a guy, but he was also known to be completely bat-shit level crazy, so who knows. I mean just look at him. You think that getup is some kind of costume? Fuck no. He’d go to the fucking mall wearing that, and hang outside the food-court smoking Clove cigarettes.
Daniela Uhlig:
Lots of sexy tough girls. Some even have eye patches!
http://www.digitalapocalypse.com/
Chad Michael Ward:
Tries a little too hard to be dark and gritty. Really this is the same exact aesthetic that Hollywood’s been hiding behind for over 10 years to avoid making scary movies. Everything looks like it was found hanging up on some serial killer’s basement wall. But not completely without it’s merits.
http://www.wildflorida.com/articles/images/sheepsheadteeth-fishteeth.jpg
This is the Sheepshead fish. And… as a matter of fact yes, It did materialize from your darkest nightmares.
http://www.blognow.com.au/sqig/page2/ezine@gophercentral.com
Don’t eat the bread in Florida.
I’ll probably be getting some grief over that one from some Floridians, but you know what? Fuck it!
I’ve been getting the holy hell scared out of me on the highway by Florida drivers nearly every day, for almost as long as I’ve been driving. Worst goddamn drivers in the whole goddamn country. And I’ve been EVERYWHERE. Whenever the guy next to you suddenly cuts you off and then proceeds to cut off three other cars in this fucking suicidal Mad Max maneuver, only to get ahead of the one fucking car that was in front of him in his original lane, and then he imediatly takes the next exit off the highway. Guess what? FLORIDA FUCKING PLATES. I don’t even know how many Florida drivers nearly drove me to following them to their destination and braining them with the claw end of my crowbar, or at least give them a vigorous teabagging.
But seriously… What the fuck Florida? What the fuck do you have to do to get a license down there? What is it fucking mailed to you when you turn 16? Jesus Fuck! So yeah. Don’t eat the fucking bread in Florida ha ha ha. Because the people there are fucking assholes behind the wheel. Pricks.
http://hellishhumor.com/bizarre-photos/how-to-kill-yourself-using-electricity.html
Safety tips from the dawn of electricity! Hey, be careful of improperly grounded cattle!
http://www.whiskerino.org/2007/
Pictured above is a former King Beard of Whiskerino
Oh, its gonna happen this year… I’m doing the Whiskerino for sure. It wasn’t easy but I think I’m ready. I’ve fully optimized my facial follicle growth factor through strenuous training, and a steady intake of human breast milk (thank ‘yer ‘ma for me)
Wait until they get a load of me…
Lamponi is the Geppetto of lamps. That worked out pretty good for him. I mean what if his name was “Dildofini”? Things might have been a little different… oh yes a little different indeed… ha ha ha…
News of Interest TV. This is a site that presents the news being made every day that somehow rarely makes it to network television. Apparently the intelligent and ethical journalists at CNN and Fox aren’t interested in stories with corporate and political entanglements, and only run those with corporate and political agendas.
News of Interest TV is not a site of crackpot conspiracy theories. Ol’ Edward will just give you all the information you need and allow you to make your own conclusions. Eventually the stories begin to form the dark tapestry of conspiracy by virtue of common sense. You WILL be back unless you like to preserve your sanity with a veil of ignorance…
There’s plenty of aggregate in the form of general interest topics, too. That way, when you begin to feel overwhelmed by the soul destroying futility of this existence, you can merely look at a picture of delicate soap bubbles and you’ll instantly feel better.
SARACANITE 
