http://drunkard.com/issues/03_06/0306_40_reasons.html

From the page: “31. You did your goddamn monkey dance for the Man and now you get your monkey treat.”

http://fallout.bethsoft.com/images/art/fallout3concept/concept02B.jpg

Rise my pretties. Taxation without representation.

Purge our home of deceivers. Cleans our society with fire. Eat the rich.

http://www.barclayagency.com/sedaris.html

David Sedaris. On a trip to Milwaukee, I picked up One of his books, because I had a vauge recollection of hearing he was a good author. I can honestly report that I’ve never laughed so embarrassingly loud on a plane, or from reading a book. And I’ve never read a book so fast. In my life.
If you, in your infinite boredom (evidenced by your making it this far) ever decide to read a book read one of his.

http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/

Sarina Brewer. The girl of my DREAMS. Beautiful, industrious, talented… able to fashion dead animals into ghastly abominations that spit into the very eye of nature. Shes the total package.

http://namesjames.deviantart.com/

Namesjames:

How cool is this?
This is more Rock-and-Roll than trashing a hotel room in a coke fueled rage before being slapped in the face by Joan Jett‘s studded leather dildo.
This is the kind of art that could sell albums REGARDLESS of how bad the band sucks.

http://kiriko-moth.com/

Kiriko Moth. An unfortunately scant portfolio of a clear-line artist with a penchante for steampunk.
Sort of like H.G. Wells meets Tintin.

http://www.brandonbird.com/

Brandon Bird. An artist that jumps from style to style and basically produces things that don’t make sense. I enjoy it when my brain backfires. Too bad his painting have been chopped up to discourage hotlinking. They’re amazing. He’s got a Last Supper casted entirly with James Woods except for Robocop playing the part of John the Apostle and also a figure that appears to be Jack Klugman in the role of Philip the Apostle. Like what the fuck is that all about? Please share any insights.

Note: mere moments away from completing the tedius description of The Last Supper, I found it to be quite host-able… so enjoy:

What does this mean?
Fan for life.

http://www.steelisalive.com/

Ed McBride. Dude makes some of the manliest things I’ve ever seen. Check out this BBQ from hell.

http://www.blacklacestudios.com/

Kevin Taylor. A well known figure among comic book perverts, like myself. His art, for the most part, features a swarthy woman with enormous breasts managing to swallow a male member that would choke a donkey. But it’s wonderfully executed. Fan for life.
Attention wimps: Totally Adult site. Only Adding it for posterity.

http://beinart.org/

Nightmares are made flesh within the galleries of this Surreal Art cluster-fuck. No sleep for me tonight… (frown)

http://www.history.navy.mil/ac/artist/b/barclay/barclay%201.html

McClelland Barclay. Responsible for extensive propaganda work, most notably for US Navy recruitment. Really a brilliant artist. His work was almost a caricature of bravado and manliness. This guy had to be gay. Theres a certain “Tom of Finland-ness” about his work. In any case, it doesn’t deserve to fall through the cracks of history.

The site is a goddamn dot-mil jobby too, so it loads at like 56-fucking-K or something equally ridiculous. Check it out anyway. Do it for YOUR KIDS.

Anyway: Fan for life.

http://www.skullbites.com/

Have fun navigating this confusing site. The kinky oiled up femme fatales make it totally worth it though.

http://www.aprilwinchell.com/audio/

The daughter of Paul Winchell brings us the granddaddy of all anti-music collections. Music that couldn’t die and go to Music Hell because Ol’ Nick wanted it to wander the earth so mankind would be plagued by it forever. Seriously.

I’m meticulously checking each one of the 300 some odd MP3s and I’m already on my 5th ear-gasm. “Bob” would be proud.

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http://hubpages.com/hub/Graffiti-Characters

That would make such an awesome butt tattoo… I really needed something to balance out that Spice Girls Portrait I have on the left side…

http://www.redbubble.com/people/paul

Like this! Thanks again borderline! Brilliant photography.