Morbid isn’t it? Those were some pretty awful last moments… swimming swimming swimming, until exhaustion set in and the poor little guy had to give up. Or else he had a heart attack because of the unrelenting fear… Maybe the poor little guy was actually a gal and was out looking for food for her babies when she fell into this barrel. Maybe she was extra daring and reckless because her babies were starving… Well enjoy your day!

But can it grab a penis?

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! ITS ART!

I get the same thing whenever I fall asleep on an ancient artifact… or wicker chairs…

You know what? Fuck the fucking SU beta. I tried to give it the old “collage try” but there is simply no saving it. It has a few enhancements but nothing that someone couldn’t do, or do better, on the classic version. It’s ridiculous really. I can’t for the life of me see how the beta is supposed to be better. Oh well. Impotent rage! Bla bla bla…

I bet those books be stinkin’

Attention!
Once again, Tricky-Dick is streamlining his list of “friends” so if you find that I no longer subscribe to your pages don’t worry: it doesn’t mean you suck. It only means I think you suck. Thanks allot and good luck with that whole lameness thing you do so well.