Crazy, Random “Chris Rock Thing”

http://www.laurasnyctales.com/current/chris-rock.html

You know what gets my goat? The pointlessness of it. I started reading this because it should have been an interesting story. So I read… and read… and read…. and before long, I realize I don’t even care how it ends anymore; I’m just reading because I’ve already invested too much time to turn back. I’m sure if I had more estrogen flowing through my veins I would have found this thrilling. Or maybe if I had a poster on my wall of a kitten clinging to a clothesline with the caption “Hang in There!”… Or maybe if I was wearing a sweatshirt with an appliqu of a teddy bear holding a heart on it.
Next!

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How the hell did this human wind up among the ranks of reptiles? I love watching their smug faces pretend to chuckle as Gravel tells it like it is. It isn’t even like the Dems are any better. C’mon! Hilary is a total pod person. And being from NY, let me tell you that she messed NY right up. And the people’s darling Obama? He’s also for the war! They’re all for the fucking “war”. WTF? Republicans, Democrats, it doesn’t matter. Two different names of people representing the same cabal. Gravel will never get elected, on the special he was given only cursory attention. He is completely ignored by our newspapers and magazines, and he gets virtually no mention on television whatsoever (excepting his rock throwing stunt). The sad thing is, he’s the only one up there that had anything to say. Well, I mean, if they let him get elected, they’d have to kill him, and that gets too many people talking. It’s best if we only let people we wouldn’t have to kill get elected…

The atheist – Salon.com

http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/04/30/dawkins/index.html?pn=1

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I had pair of elderly men stop at my house today. They were Christians of some kind (probably non-denominational) I could tell the way they introduced themselves by reading a passage in the bible. These people are always trying to sell more than just the scripture, so I told them I didn’t want them to waste their time on me, and I’m not interested, and I don’t believe we have an immortal soul, and I don’t believe in God, and I respect whatever they’re doing, and that I wish them luck, etc. etc… I smiled and tried to be polite as possible about it but it didn’t matter; as they were walking off I heard one of them say “Have fun in hell.” under his breath.
Thats my main complaint with religious people. The ones who think they’re totally square with “the lord” are, nine times out of ten, total douchebags. That is the real appeal for these assholes, they get their rocks off believing that everyone else is going to burn. I’m sorry, but that is evil.
The fucking duplicity of the whole institution make me sick. It isn’t just that the “creation theory” is a pile of shit and everyone, even the pope knows it but pretends otherwise; or how every religion is a crooked business that squeezes money from the faithful; its that religion -any religion- externalizes all of the things that make people “good”. People do things the right way, not for themselves, but for fear of some kind of holy retribution. It just makes for bad people. People who only act nice on the outside because they’re trying to score “God points”. And these people are bewildered by the concept that one could do good for it’s own sake, without being forced to do good by an omnipotent judge leering over them.
I had a friend who is a devout baptist and he would stand flat-footed to your face and tell you that without Jesus everyone is doomed to damnation… and then he would add he could kill somebody and still go to heaven because he’s accepted Jesus Christ as his savior.
I’ve got another buddy and we get along famously, but he is super religious so we usually end up having little disagreements over the nature of the universe. I can be pretty convincing sometimes and once he had to fall back on the old “but we NEED God to give us order” argument. He’s like “If science could prove that there is no God then I’ll leave my family and start doing drugs and having lots of sex with prostitutes etc etc…” and I told him that was the basis for my hatred of religion. That instead of doing right for the sake of goodness, or for the betterment of their brother man, religion gives an unnecessary foundation for all morality and that foundation is a house of cards. Wake up people! You don’t need God to be decent to eachother.

xkcd: Brain

http://xkcd.org/212/

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This is so true. The notion of building a tree-house has been haunting me since childhood… even more than Raoul from summer camp… standing there tan and smiling with the sun on him,,, like some kind of greek god… Oh Raoul… the world wasn’t ready for us…

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A buddy of mine had a lung spontaneously collapse on him the other day. He’s alright but it gave us a hell of a scare. This is the card I made for him to get well. Inside I wrote,
“Hey man you should kick back and take a ‘breather’ ha ha. Well, we’re all pulling for you here, so best wishes-
Heath”

Everyone I showed it to, warned me it was in poor taste, but I didn’t listen, and he loved it. Take THAT taste!