http://www.blogthings.com/whatdrugisyourpersonalitylikequiz/
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you’re very difficult to predict.
One moment you’re in your own little happy universe…
And the next, you’re on a bad trip to your own personal hell!What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
http://4x4gurl.stumbleupon.com/
This is a stumbler with one of the lushest sites THIS Tricky-Dick ever saw. You can tell a lot of love goes into it and I applaud her. (CLAP CLAPPY CLAP)
http://www.funniestgadgets.com/2007/04/07/cigarettea-a-healthy-way-to-enjoy-your-daily-cigarette/
This will get you out of unwanted sexual advances. I guaran-TEA it. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1036
IRON MAIDEN RULES!
http://ifun.ru/comments/joke11909.html
Big deal! I got the same thing going on with my keyboard, and I didn’t even use seeds. Unless what’s growing out of MY keyboard is from sesame seeds fallen from all of the lightly toasted rolls that accompany many of my sandwich lunches. Or maybe poppy seeds from my breakfast bagels. I think I may have dropped a piece of italian sausage in there; could have been a cumin seed in it… No…. Its just mold…
Dumb broad can’t do anything right…
This is a great idea for your pooch, but I don’t really see why you would have to buy special equipment, when you could just use a large tupperware lined with saran wrap to make a big hunk of ice.
http://www.who-sucks.com/food/101-frightening-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world
Personally, I’d like to try a few of these bizarro ice creams from Japan. By the way, are the Japanese just TRYING to be weird, or what?
http://www.papervision3d.org/demos/panorama/
This sucks!
Just kidding… it’s pretty awesome, I guess.
Dino-style
Looks like sex was awkward for them too…. (WEEP)
Lets put the “sore ass” back into Tyrannosaurus. You know what I’m sayin’!
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Beware human! You are now upon the threshold of Tricky-Dick’s
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Prepare to have your mind tentacle raped!
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Hall Of Douchebags
Turns out this was a stupid idea, because I would actually doing the Douchebags a service by acknowleging them. I may change my mind later for a really spectacular fuck-job, but for now the Hall has been closed. Sorry douchebags!
SARACANITE 
