http://backtable.org/~blade/fnord/condiments.html
What a load of baloney! Your condiments are bad if they grow moldy, or if you leave your mayo out over night without it’s cap. This is crap.
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Author: saracanite
Skytopia : Dynamic optical illusions. Pictures, 3D and animation
http://www.skytopia.com/project/illusion/illusion.html
I know, I know. “Optical illusions?! We’ve seen this crap already, Dick!” Well trust me on this one. This page is one of the best I’ve seen on optical illusions. They’ve even invented a few of their own.
WARNING: Enter only if you don’t mind some cream in your jeans…
This is the “Eclipse of Mars” Stare at it you pussy; for at least a minute, and slowly pull your head away from it. It will glow the most brilliant Cyan you’ve ever seen.
What Tarot Card are You?
http://www.flarn.com/~warlock/tarot/
You are The Magician
Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.
Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.
The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man – either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson
http://menarebetterthanwomen.com/
Brilliant site. You just have to love this Dick’s COCKiness. Also worth reading all of the negative reviews. Boy there sure are allot of sensitive people out there.
ericisgreat.com
http://www.ericisgreat.com/tinfoilhats/
Just the thing to block those pesky “hypno-rays:. Also, the designer styles make your particular brand of bat-shit-crazy a little more ambiguous. Is he being ironic? Is this some new form of kitch? I’m making one! And I’m going to play it off like It’s joke but I will be secretly relieved to be putting a Faraday Cage over my brain pan.
Home – Totally Absurd Inventions &Patents, Americas Goofiest Patents
The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?
Your exact male opposite:
The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer What about now?
Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people–unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You’re experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.
You’ve had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you’d like, do they? The problem is you’re never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:
Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They’re also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. 
FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern (DGSD), The Maid of Honor (DGLM)
CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure (RBLM)
Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid – free online dating.
MAD MAX UNLIMITED
http://www.lastinterceptor.com/
V8 Interceptor, Pursuit special… to-may-to, to-maw-to.
$80,000 in Australian (oe whatever that comes out to in real money) can get you one. And they drive on the wrong side of the road over there… but what the hell! What a dream! I’ve lusted for this car since I was just a little Tricky-Dick.
This is the “black on black” pursuit special. I personally prefer the Road Warrior era wasteland version; mostly because you don’t have to wash it, but also for those little details that make it more than just an instrument for revenge… but also a home. This version however, is less likely to get you shot at by the cops.
http://www.ontoinfo.com/2007/06/10/monster-truck/
Fucking Awesome! SOMEBODY is ready for the end-times! Watch out zombies! Out of the way assless-chaps wearing bikers!
News of Interest.TV
http://newsofinterest.tv/image_stream/007.php
If Moses led the Jews out of Nevada…
OK, there are lots of doctored up pictures of Cheny out there; Some with devil horns and coal like eyes. Some where he’s dressed up like Vader or like an S&M leather boy. There’s Cheneys leering over ‘Dubya marionettes, muscle bound Cheneys pulling the limbs off people, Cheney’s carving up globes of the earth like a Christmas goose, and hundreds more twisted Cheneys.
The thing is, it isn’t even necessary to show these “evil Cheneys”. The real DICK is so much more menacing than anything ever whipped up by Photoshop. I mean this guy is so evil, he doesn’t even bother concealing his reptilian nature. He’s all like “Thats right! I’m Cheney! My car runs on orphans! Deal with it.”
He just walks around in his shabby suits, with that Frankenstein-like “fire bad!” face of his. The only time he halfway smiles is when he’s lying to reporters. And if you don’t like that, he’ll shoot you in the fucking face. Cheney doesn’t care what you think. He doesn’t even have a spin doctor.
Cheney’s philosophy is “I’m going to fuck the world good and hard and if anyone asks ‘Hey, who’s fucking the world so hard?’ I want you to say ‘Cheney. That’s who.'”
Dick snarling at the frightened villagers.
You gotta love that kooky strangling the air thing he does.
“Hey guys, what’s this meeting about? …World peace!? BO-RING!! This is so gay…
Cheney at a banquet, showing what he traded to Satan to get his pair of flying shoes.
Cheney hearing the sound of money being wasted on the poor. “RRRAAARR! CHENEY ANGRY!!”
The Brick Testament
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
When I was a kid there weren’t any girl Legos. If there had been I might have come up with elaborate sex scenes like this one, instead of the Lego land sausage fest I remember.
http://www.knuttz.net/hosted_pages/Living-Dead-Flash-Mob-20070610
Apparently zombies smell like Clove cigarettes and patchouli.
planetdan
http://www.planetdan.net/blog/2007/06/missing-piece.htm
Get it? Because Cheney’s EVIL! What a gas! Even without the puzzle effect, it’s like “Hey Cheney! Do you think you could try to look a little less like a comic book villain when you get your picture taken? What’re you, trying out for the Phantom of the Opera or something? Sinister looking mother fucker…”
SARACANITE 