Author: saracanite

Posted on by saracanite

http://stupidbeaver.com/world-biggest-gun-gustav-gun/

I personally think that weapons should look intimidating and brutal, just like this. There is something inherently wrong with the sleek and elegant weapons of today, that allow for remote control mass killings. War should be bloodier and more personal. There should be less about casualties and efficiency and more about broken survivors and terror stories. Perhaps then we wouldn’t engage in it so casually.

Attuworld.com

Posted on by saracanite

http://www.attuworld.com/design/tom_ballhatchets_hamster_powered_paper_shredder

Way more useful than the hamster-powered-stubborn-jar-opener and every bit as ingenious as the hamster-powered-car-keys-whistling-locator. Whats in store next? Hamster based topical ointment for treating cancer? But beware my friends! Hamster science is a fickle mistress. One moment she provides a hamster propelled wheat planter to help feed the world. The next moment is a pandemic from a deadly strain of hamster flu.

Posted on by saracanite

I would really like to say that among other things, SU is like the holy grail of free porno. “Bob” says that the only way to defeat temptation is to give in to it. Its true. It took several months of nonstop self-gratification, but I am fairly confident that I have completely ruined porno for myself. One can only look at so many thousands of close-ups of hot sizzling snatch, throbbing cocks, and ruined asses. I’ve hit my threshold point, and five’ll get you ten that I am at last be free of this terrible monkey-spanking-monkey on my back, just as long as I regularly maintain my newfound porno-boredom with ample amounts of porno, daily.