From http://ftw.generation.no/ great site but banned by Stumble Upon for some reason. Full of random images that run the gamut from funny to highly offensive. So, not for wimps OK?

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Great advertisement for Sharpies.

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I don’t really see how this is offencive, but I’m sure someone will…

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This how me and MY homeys roll.

Siliconhell – MindBenders

http://www.siliconhell.com/mindbenders/index.htm

I’m sorry but this is 2007. Antiquated sites like this one should at least have something interesting to offer. My attention span has been reduced to the point that I can’t possibly be expected to be enjoy a site with such a shoddy design. And the material must have been collected from chain emails…or at least that what isn’t stupid cat anecdotes. Hey! Nobody cares what your cat thinks! Even if you think it’s cute or funny! FUCK THIS.
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Here is a still from El Dorado. One of my favorite movies. Not because it has a great storyline or good directing or was even well acted. I love it because I’m guessing half of it had to be ad libbed. HAD TO BE. And I’m guessing it wasn’t because they were trying to be “edgy” or they were “keepin’ it real” but because John Wayne and Robert Mitchum, didn’t care enough, or were too drunk to remember their lines and just snickered through the whole film. They aren’t trying to impress anyone, they just want to hurry up and make the movie and go fishing or something. What really makes it great, is how you can see how much fun they’re having making this film. You can see them holding back laughter in almost every scene. This is in a genre of it’s own that should be called a Sarcastic Western. It isn’t really camp and it really isn’t really bulldada, just some horses, some guns and about a million double entendres. From Mitchum singing the opening title, to Wayne insulting some guy by calling him “fancy vest”… I had a stupid zombie grin plastered over my face the whole 93 minutes.
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Costarring a young James Caan and Ed Asner was still old.

http://www.sigarms.com/

I’m only interested in revolvers and shotguns. I don’t need this high tech tactical crap. I’m not some psychopath that needs to impress his Halo buddies. I’m just worried about the coming apocalypse and I need something reliable. When you gotta defend your compound from “the man” or evil bikers, or even zombies, you want to know that when you pull the trigger you’ll hear a bang.
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And here is the big dog. A real American hero. This guy punched out one of Sinatra’s bodyguards and laid him out cold, because old boy was giving him some kind of “You can’t talk like that to Mr. Sinatra” shit, and the Duke here was all like “WHAT-EV-ER! I’m gonna talk him how-ever I want! And your music is too loud in here too! So here’s some sweet chin music!” and WAM! Right in the kisser! And Frankie was all like “I’m so sorry our loud partyin’ has been disturbing your rest, Mr. Wayne. Please forgive me, I don’t want to dance your insane tango of death tonight.” And the Duke was appeased and went back to his room. True story more or less.
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http://shroomr.com/

Good lord. This is why the fascists usually win. Because the decent people are usually so idealistic and trusting that they actually AID the crushing wheels of the CON. Thanks allot idiots for helping to destroy that what we all love.
If you want to do some good, actually CULTIVATE some ‘shrooms! I think that would be profoundly more productive than seeking out the locations where they can be found or bought and ADVERTISING it to every Tom, Dick, Harry or neo-con tool out there in internetland. Who the hell do you think put this site together in the first place? I guarantee he weares a suit and tie to work and his paychecks come stamped “government issue”.
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