I’ve never seen so many vintage plugs (except for ‘yer ma’s sex chest)

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en

Holy shit. They’ve killed SU AND Google in the same 24 hour period. Every goddamn search result, except for sponsored links, is a goddamn "security risk". How about that?

The problem is what the fuck good is it now? Now I got to cut and paste every search result URL just to view it? Oh fuck THIS.

UPDATE: OK they pulled it back. It’s OK everyone! They pulled it back. You’ll have to trust me. There was about a 15 minute period where Google was testing some evil facsist shit, but it’s OK because its gone now. So nevermind. Hey everyone! Nevermind!

The perfect answer to all those retarded "Above the Influence" commercials. The people who make those should be thrown naked into a pit of tumescent baboons. Because misinformation should be more criminalized than the use of any drug. They can’t say anything directly negative because that would be directly lying. So instead, they show a girl talking to her dog. They show a kid with cigarette burns all over him. Meanings implied that they could NEVER get away with actually saying. Its ridiculous is what it is.

Seriously, we reject Marijuana, a non addictive "drug" with no negative side effects, that has absolutely nothing to offer but good. Why? Because "they say so"? What the fuck is wrong with us? Because thats a fucking Un-American attitude.

You know how boobies don’t give you nighmares?
Well you can forget about that now…

http://www.emaxhealth.com/34/2091.html

Bullshit and lies courtesy of 3-M. Just rub dirt on it you pussies.

Next!

http://www.kawaiinot.com/

One in ten of these “comics” will not inspire you to snap a kitten’s neck. Most of the punchlines look like they were stolen from Highlights Magazine and they suck. Blech!
Next!

Possibly the most disturbing picture of the new year.

http://chad454.stumbleupon.com/

Had to steal this from Chad454, who’s got the beginnings of a very nice photoblog.

http://nickpitera.blogspot.com/

Nick Pitera. A very talented vocalist. Able to mimic a woman’s voice without a falsetto. Absolutely terrifying. I love it. His true voice is even more impressive, though less creepy.

Funny for anyone who served time as an enlisted man in the Navy. I know thats a pretty limited audience, but this stupid sign made me laugh my ass off, so here it is.

Free information has no agendas.

http://swik.net/funny+Entertainment

But can you have sex with it? These are the questions we need to be asking, people!

Disclaimer: The following will probably be dismissed as the most ignorant thing that has ever appeared on this blog. To give further context to my statements I would like to also inform you that I endorse lead paint, elemental mercury in your food, and acts of revenge resulting in physical violence. Among the things I am actually against: insurance, seatbelts, and giving food to starving peoples. So if those opinions in any way, frighten or disturb you, by all means continue reading.

I would like to call to attention a strange phenomena that I have noticed. That phenomena is the strangely prominent occurrences of cancer in neutered and spayed pets. Has the whole world gone mad or is it just me?

I’m always hearing from self described “pet people” and from ASPCA commercials about how having your dog or cat fixed isn’t just responsible from a planned parenthood vantage point, but also actually beneficial to the pet’s health.
My major complaint is that this statement seems to me, complete bullshit. I’ve had, and been witness to many many many dogs and cats simply living WAAAAY past their expiration dates that never went under the knife. …meanwhile, I cant help but notice that every pet thats been plagued by health issues, and meets it’s maker ahead of schedule (aside via vehicular manslaughter) …they’ve all been fixed!

I challenge you to consult your own memory.

Pictured is my best friend Rufus. Know why he’s smiling? Thats right, he still has his balls.

Now I will admit that someone willing to pay for the procedure in the first place is probably far more likely to actually take their pet to the vet in the event of an illness and get a diagnosis, and the pets of less attentive owners tend to go undiagnosed… but you know what? That’s bullshit too. I only threw that in there so someone wouldn’t attempt to diffuse my argument on that presumption.

The overpopulation of unwanted pets is caused by careless and irresponsible owners. I don’t think that the occasional surprise batch of puppies is making a noticeable impact on that number as long as dog breeders have jobs.

Somewhat less adorable than seeing his glorious pendulous balls trailing behind him like a rusty tailpipe dragging from an old Chevy…

Get your dog fixed and you give him a death sentence. Its harsh but it’s true.

Your dog, and (because the cat is less domesticated) especially your cat, evolved with his or her anatomy as part of the equation. You as a human, with your benevolent intentions, want to throw a monkey wrench into an intricate piece of clockwork.