Where The Hell Is Matt?

http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/

Amazing. This guy actually did what everybody fancies doing and never does. The worst part is you can’t even allow yourself to envy him, he is a regular guy of modest means who simpley put everything he had into traveling the world. Most of us have no excuse for not following suite. The only thing keeping us from achieving the fantastic is our voluntarily worn wage-slave chains.

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http://centennialsociety.com/business_reply/businessreply.htm

Or if this is too much work, you can fill those envelopes with anything: Your fingernail clippings, pubes, boogers. You could crush up some B-12 vitamin tablets and put the suspicious stinky yellowish powder in the envelopes to create an anthrax scare. Print up some shots of your own puckered anus for them to look at. Send a J R “Bob” Dobbs Head. Or write your own manifesto.

Arthur Kill Ship Graveyard

http://www.abandonedbutnotforgotten.com/arthur_kill_ship_graveyard.htm

You can almost smell the zombies-rising-from-the-deep-a-la-Shockwaves potential hear. I love this. If there were any real super villains out there this is totally where they would hang their power scepter. And why isn’t there any super villains out there? Are you going to tell me that there are people out there that can only get their rocks off from having hot wax poured onto their genitals, but there aren’t any super rich people with the desire to flamboyantly cut a swath of destruction wherever they go? WHATEVER! They can’t do ALL of their evil deeds from behind their CEO desk, CAN THEY?