http://www.theimbiber.net/page31/page31.html

Wow! How true. I alwayst thought I was an alcoholic, but as it turns out I’m just a Scorpio. Chillin’ like a Scorpio.

SCORPIO (Oct 24 – Nov 21)
Drinking style: Don’t ever tell Scorpios they’ve had enough, for they’ll smirk at you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they’re hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool – though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they’re fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They also remember everything — especially what you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

http://www.mysticalball.com/

The magic is how people can’t figure this out. I don’t like it because it reminds me how the world will always be effed up… Because people are dumb-asses who believe in magic.
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http://www.highheelshoemuseum.com/

Sluts gotta wear sumpthin’ on their feet I guess.

http://luckypuppy.bravehost.com/WARNINGLABLES.html

Whatever. Real my ass. Ever read weekly world news? Same frickin lables that don’t exist.
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http://www.notmartha.org/tomake/marblemagnets.html

Although I’m not a woman, I appreciate this info. Thanks Internet!

http://www.coolhunting.com/archives/2006/06/american_expres.php

Great! Because I was soooo tired of lugging around that big bulky credit card in my wallet. This is so much better! Now I can crumple it up an put it in a big bulky case on my keys. Brilliant!
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http://kebawe.com/wallpapers/maiden/sponge/fear.jpg

http://kebawe.com/wallpapers/maiden/

Rock out with yer’ cock out!

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://kebawe.com/wallpapers/maiden/sponge/spongemaker01.jpg&imgrefurl=http://kebawe.com/wallpapers/maiden/SpongeEd.shtml&h=450&w=450&sz=59&hl=en&start=99&tbnid=a_rszQ7ALCGm1M:&tbnh=127&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dir

Iron Maiden Sponge Pants. This is retarded and oh, so awesome.
Also the mother site of Iron Maiden Wallpapers! Hell, yeah! So come all ye sinners and let Iron Maiden (and Satan) into your computer.

http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/opart2-e.html

First site of this kind that I’ve seen in a long time thats shown me something I haven’t seen before.

http://www.gauravjalan.com/entertainment/pictures/strange/illusion/FrameSet.htm

Isn’t this the coolest? Don’t you just love this? YAAAAY!

http://thefutureofourworld.ytmnd.com/

This has convinced me to cease my war-like ways and from now on try to live in peace with the rest of the world, except over oil. I’ll still kill for oil. Oh and globalization too. I’ll starve entire villages and enslave children for globalization.

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2007/01/16.html

“Word-A-Day” crap like this is how A-holes improve their vocabulary without ever attempting to read a book that might actually teach them something worth while, in addition to helping them garner extra points in Scrabble (or whatever it is that A-holes do on the weekends with their A-hole families. No offense to any A-holes out there, but really these are words elementary school kids were taught in the 40’s.
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http://www.memecentral.com/Level3.htm

Wow, of all the parts of me I would have liked to have blown, my mind was second.

http://www.openoffice.org/

Who cares! People actually use this crap at home? No? Then who cares?
This is like one of the stumbles that pollutes the stumble pool(?).
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