http://tricky-dick.stumbleupon.com/

Tricky-Dick changed my life. My awesomeness gland is turgid! I feel exhilarated and the tangy musky scent of fortune stings my nostrils. I can taste the success!

http://www.cowboybooks.com.au/html/acidtrip1.html

Yeah. Acid can make wonderful things happen in your mind. And even if it all goes wrong for you and it turns into a frightening experience, if you have the backbone you’ll see it through, and you will be able to conceptualize things more effectively. New synapses will have formed and suddenly you’re thinking things you’ve never thought before. It’s like steroids for your brain. You’ll only crack up if you’re a pussy, and every time after that, you’ll know how to control the trip better. Get some LSD and do some mental power squats. You’ll be glad you did.

http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/index.htm

I’m very surprised how quickly this site has injected an inferiority into my psyche over my shoelaces. To think all this time I haven’t been paying attention to how I lace them at all! Everyone must be pointing and laughing behind my back (at me).

http://www.animatedknots.com/

You better KNOT miss this one. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. I am just precious!

But serious 8 years in the Navy didn’t teach me any of this. I feel like such a fraud.

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/index.htm

Krass & Bernie Rules.
However, you still suck.

http://minuscule.tv/

Spider was creepy, at first, but by the end I’m thinking, “c’mon, leave him alone” The flies were like a motorcycle gang but the chase also reminded me of Star Wars. especially those brutal wrecks.
This earns a “Wicked” in my book.

http://www.tv-now.com/classics/

Awful. Don’t waste your time. Not even good enough to break down into topics to criticize. Just uniformly lame.
Next!

http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/921/

Great story.
They should make a direct to video Disney movie about it and call it “The Littlest Piglet” or “Pigs in a Tiger Print Blanket”
But where is the picture that validates the story? I had to go fimd my own and that is completely unacceptable.
Next!

http://www.linkydinky.com/PetOwnersAway.shtml

Everyone loves pets. Lets keep it that way. Next!
UPDATE: I changed my mind, how can I thumbs-down this cuteness?

http://www.dream-dev.com/blog/2006/12/11/transformer-table.html

This table SUCKS. Nah, it’s cool I guess.

http://limitthesky.com/gallery/index.php?level=picture&id=46

This guy is one serious hard-ass.

http://www.androidworld.com/

All I have to say about this is, they better have the sex-bots ready by the time I’m an old man.

http://www.popfiction.com/SF2003/robot/

Seems innocent enough at first but the closer you look the more disturbing this page is.

http://www.slyck.com/

Good stuff to help you stick it to the man with.

http://mixtape.exopolis.com/

This is so cute. It makes me feel like I’ve got cotton candy growing out of my skin and strangling me. Love the tunes though!