postmodernism

Funny words English vs. German

Posted on by saracanite

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~kaltofen/words.html

German to English homonyms.

Next time I’m talking to a German speaking person, and I point at my dick, I know now not to say the words “this is my dick” because that could possibly be misconstrued as meaning “I have a lil’ chub going-on right now” when it might not be my express intention of divulging any more information about my dick other than it’s general location on my body (usually my crotch, but sometime my crotch as well as your mom’s crotch)

VHEMT

Posted on by saracanite

http://www.vhemt.org/

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The point is: We should have reached a virtual utopia decades ago. Every time technology ushers in a grand boon to mankind, our rising population forces us to continue to spread resources thinner. Life never gets any better because people cant stop cranking out babies.

I mean this is the goddamn FUTURE for fuck’s sake! The fucking 21’st century! Oh you used to hear the term 20’th century all the time because we were all proud to have belonged to it. They got allot of good shit done in the 20’th century. But these days you never hear anyone say “the 21’st century” because we all expected this to be a hell of allot better than is. And we don’t want to remind ourselves of the glory we held for that term. One of the huge reasons why it still sucks? Too many people.

This may seem a little nihilistic, but the fact that our supplies of food, fuel, water, and space ARE exponentially dissipating, will kill us all just as dead as voluntary human extinction. And you know what? There won’t be any champagne to go around at THAT going away party. Because life will have become hell long before that day.

The more people you have in a population, the less value (and voice) each member of that population has. There is also more anonymity, which translates into overall decline of civility. More conservation (read: rationing) of space, water, food, shelter, and ultimately money, and leisure time.

As you fill up a bottle, the closer to the top you get, the faster it fills up. The signs are already very evident.

I propose blanket forced homosexuality. For the whole world! (not just for whoever is in my apartment for a change…)

Amazing Real Time World Clock! World population, death, illness environment, energy US crimes, Food

Posted on by saracanite

http://dalesdesigns.net/world_clock.htm

World clock. Watch the human race self destruct in slow motion!
Watching the population meter decline steadily would be much more encouraging. We really need to think about killing ourselves off a little bit. I’m thinking massive progeny restrictions: Two children per family unit. Anything more will result in state administered sterilization.
Maybe we’ll get lucky and half of us will be wiped out in a pandemic. Ooooh! Ooooh! Zombies! That would be sweet!