http://www.wired.com/geekdad/

Proof that MY father totally phoned it in.
….But at least he taught me not to cry when being kicked with an iron boot.

I’m just kidding. I don’t know what it’s like to be kicked with an iron boot. No one does.

http://blkcelebration.deviantart.com/

Blkcelebration. Totally awesome. This is a very dramatic situation, yet not every artist could capture the subtle nuances of such powerful subject matter. We can really feel the betrayal. The sadness. The white knuckle tension. I saw this and it was like I was sharing Bowser’s epiphany. I was all like "Holy shit! Peach is a no good whore! I’m not letting her lay MY eggs in the sand and abandoning them to return to the surf. Not that hussy"
Excellent execution shipmate!

http://svcreations.com/

Scott Velenovsky. When you drift off into the aether of sleep. Ol’ Scotty vivisects your nightmares and distills their bile, blood, and vomit into the secret additive of his Super Sculpty and Friendly Plastic.

Thanks Scott!

http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/14/irobot-shape-shifting-chembot-is-back-and-its-bad-video/

A Shape shifting "soft" robot. Amazing, terrifying and according to 4chan, highly arousing.
Hey scientists: Flesh colored?

REALLY….

http://www.asplinteredhistoryofwood.com/photos-Pages/Image0.html

Wood is fun!

I’ve known that since wrestling camp.

http://www.horrormasters.com/Themes/Cool_titles.htm

I only read stuff with cool titles.

But cool titles trailed by disclaimers… not so much.
Sorry WEEKLY WORLD NEWS.
I liked you and professional wrestling better when you at least pretended to be real.

http://bbqjew.com/

Lapsed Jews are MY chosen people.

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2009/01/stainless_steel_teeth.html

But there is one thing he will never be able to replace…
His innocence.
lol

http://www.offbeatearth.com/determined-trees/

Chilling…

http://www.threadless.com/product/1909/zoom.gif

Silly old bear!

http://www.behance.net/Gallery/Im-so-a-vandal/259499

Proof that with googly eyes anything can have personality. Except your boring ass mom.

Good god… having to deal with that dull frump of a woman… no wonder your poor dad is such a lush.

http://www.femmefever.com/before.html

Hey, Rome wasn’t built in a day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf9CC7NXeZQ

Third times the charm. Still poorly executed but I find it delightful. Thats right, DELIGHTFUL.

http://listverse.com/2007/09/05/top-10-most-evil-men/

Not a single American? Bullshit!
Next!