http://fiveprime.org/hivemind/Tags/bento

Brilliant.

http://www.drinkplanner.com/2008/05/14/the-10-commandments-for-drinking-like-a-man/

Step #1

From the page: “Every time I go out to a bar and I see a guy with a purple or pink shot in their hand, a small part of Burt Reynolds’s mustache dies.”

Funny because its true.

http://www.uneetee.com/designImages/det_fugitivetee.jpg

I’d love to see the one for “insert”

http://bd.img.v4.skyrock.com/bd2/jackson-mania62/pics/829227765.jpg

Retrospect is a surreal thing..

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/acccb32b5e

It just keeps getting better. I could totally get down with this.
Bill O’Reilly Dance Remix on FunnyOrDie.com

http://worlddominationtoys.com/drsteel/enter.html

I’ve never heard about this “Dr. Steel” until just now. And I can honestly say, “HOLY FUCK! This is FUCKING INSANE” I’m a fan for life.

http://www.retrome.pl/retrofilia/swiat-w-roku-360-as-after-schwarzenegger/

It’s as if Tim Burton was doing a movie about those still-breathing Nazi scientists dwelling deep beneath the Argentinean forests… oh thats right mother fuckers… I’m talking about ODESSA!

Yeah score that Elfman… if you got the stones…

http://www.crabfu.com/steamtoys/rc_steam_beetle/

Two adjustments:
1) – Make it fly.
b) – Needs a steam powered remote.

Naw… just kidding… just make it big enough to threaten nations and I think you got it. Great job!

http://www.manosydedos.com/index_sel_fingers.html

Screw realistic, I’d rather have a creepy looking claw that could crush a human skull. Or maybe one with quick disconnect tools for any occasion: like one minute its a human skull crushing claw, the next minute its a human skull melting plasma cutter.

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/prices-of-different-liquids.jpg

Where in the hell is bull semen represented on this graph?

http://www.muttscomics.com/art/images/daily/042808.gif

Although I appreciate the spirit of this comic, who wants a dog that sounds retarded when it tries to bark? I don’t mean that, I mean to say… like a… half-wit.

Then when he leaves the room, my friends’ll ask me “Hey whats up with the dog, is he like developmentally disabled or something?” And I’d have to explain “No, no, he’s cool, he just sounds like that because he’s got this inner ear problem, and he can’t hear”

Then they’d feel kind of bad and not want to visit anymore. Partly because of becoming aware of their own prejudices, but mostly because they’d be uncomfortable when I talk about the dog like he can’t hear me even though he’s sitting right there.

Eventually we’d have a falling out and they’ll break into my house and steal my mint condition collection of Todd McFarlane action figures. And they’d get away with it too, because my freaking watch dog is DEAF!

I’m sorry, I’m an animal lover, but I don’t need that kind of drama up in here.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d18007b1b7

Waitaminit, what? THIS is what makes O’Reilly an asshole? In my book, this actually improves his image a little bit. Before I saw this, I figured Billy was such a galvanized ultra-douche, that he’d actually superseded the need for actual genuine human emotions… Like a cyborg built by the reptile overseers (or maybe even a double-cyborg) I’m a little disappointed in him now. It turns out he’s a human after all. Not some cyborg simply following it’s douchey programing. But a man. A stupid evil little man, who’s a douche for his own stupid evil little reasons.

http://www.lostonwallace.com/images/robotson.jpg

Unfortunately he was hung like a light switch…

http://s3.amazonaws.com/0SAJ7JN5VFAWT249NNR2.anigifdel/9ad207c2b1664be319a6c3ec1b97f5fd

And despite all of the best efforts of the Earth’s scientists and engineers to approach lower friction engines and bearings… the formula of synthetic midget sweat continues to elude them all…

http://www.nkuas.org/getoverit/archive4.html

Either these are some wimpy regrets, or I hit rock bottom a long time ago and I’ve been waaaay too drunk to notice…
*hic*