http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/911truth2.html

Thanks for the input, but if I wanted to fill my head with lies I’ll just go back to mindlessly trusting the “official explanations” delivered by the very same bastards who have the most to gain from a state of mass panic in America. Yeah, I have faith in humanity, asshole, but not so much in your sponsers. Fucking cocksucker scum.
Next!

bad, bad music

http://www.viruscomix.com/page398.html

Oh, but there is so much more… I used to know douchebags that actually voluntarily endorsed Nickleback. They’re out there. They’re called frat guy and military enlistee. And in addition to homo-erotic “pranks”, and getting all their news from reading wrinkly issues of FHM stolen from mens-rooms, they also secretly listen to rave music and pretend to get drunk after walking around all night nursing the same can of beer.
Also, I went ahead and discovered the one asshole who thumbed this down just so I could immediately thumb HIS ass down.
Because seriously, douchebags get enough breaks.

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Meet Krytonite. How do I describe Kryptonite?… You know all those little half-formed ideas that occur to you throughout your day? The ones you have whenever you see something that makes you hesitate, because you suspect there might be some kind of hidden irony or weirdness, but you just don’t have the time or the brain power to put your finger on it so you just end up ignoring it?
Not Kryptonite. He isolates that weirdness factor with the skill of ten Coney Island surgeons.