Masterpiece Pumpkins Official site- custom carved pumpkins, carving patterns, pumpkin carver

http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/

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I’m not usually a fan of jackolantens that go beyond the ol’ triangle eye motif. They usually strike me as trying to be trendy. You know what I mean… you see one of those fancy “portrait pumpkins” and you think to yourself “Wow, they must have bought a kit and spent the night carving pumpkins and drinking Sambuca and Coke (or whatever total cocksuckers drink). But some of these are just too awesome not to try..

Idaho Observer: Deathbed confessions, photos support claims that George H. Scherf(f), Jr., was the 41st U.S. president

http://www.proliberty.com/observer/20070405.htm

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This kind of thing is here to get you thinking the right things for all the wrong reasons. That way you will associate the truth with lies. The “Con” seeds legitimate truth’s with little redundant lies. That way, when the small lie is unraveled, people will reject the lie as well as the truth that the lie was tied to.
A popular tactic is to actually use conspiracy theorists. Guys like Micheal Moore. Alex Jones, David Icke, William Cooper, etc. These guys actually tell it the way it is. They SELL it! The truth never seemed realer to a skeptical mind when encapsulated into easy to swallow form by gentlemen like these. They are intelligent reasonable people and and make very convincing arguments. And they’re right. The really are right… about 95% of what they say. Allot of people can get on board with what they say, because most of what they say is either right on the money or close enough.
But then we find out that they’re lunatics that believe in Reptilian space Nazis, or they’re paranoid schizophrenics that have shootouts with the CIA, or they try to tell us that our leaders aren’t greedy soulless monsters and that everything since 9/11 occurred merely because they’re poor planners. The taint of un-credibility touches all of them in different degrees and the people who were listening, are downright embarrassed to have agreed with these nut-jobs. Now the truth looks like lies. The conspiracy remains hidden right in front of us. And our only champions of truth are reduced to walking stereotypes, who’s real job seems to be enforcing the stigma that surrounds anyone who would question authority or the status quo.
Now, all of this buisiness about Skorzeny is probably true, the Bush family’s connections to the Nazis are very well documented and disturbingly available, almost defiantly available to anyone who actually cares to look. My point is, that it isn’t necessary information. It only serves to complicate things to the point where most people would simply stop listening. There is plenty of recent material that builds a case against this corrupt political syndicate that is so deeply entrenched in our government that it is virtually impossible to determine to which extent. We don’t need to squabble over the he-said-she-said from over 50 years ago. That’s exactly what they want us to do.

Dionaea muscipula (Venus Fly Trap) for sale! Carnivorous plants micropropagation laboratory.

http://www.bestcarnivorousplants.com/dionaea/

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Venus Flytraps. Alright, what is the deal with our scientists? This is the fucking year 2007 and you’re going to tell me that there there isn’t anyone out there trying to selectively breed or gene splice these things into tree-sized man-killing plants? WTF! With all of the BILLIONS of people out there and all of the TRILLIONS of dollars being sunk into scientific studies, covering every conceivable lunatic notion, from here to Timbuktu, we don’t have anyone…. ANYONE with the brains and the muscle to create a strain of these things that could trap oh… I don’t know… a nosy reporter? A brash rescue team leader? No? Not even a dog or a small child? No!? Not even a kitten?… Folks, we can’t even grow them big enough to eat kittens. Am I the only one slightly disenfranchised in our scientific community here?
Even with the Caligulan excesses available to some of these multi-billionaires, apparently none of them are creative enough to waste it more creatively than on Thai ladyboys, and solid gold office-trapdoor levers. Shame on you, Mr.Gates! You disappoint me, Mr.Helu! Go back to swimming in your money bin, Buffet! What is the hell is the point of amassing all that dough if you aren’t going to terrorize the world a little?
Let me assure our gentle reader, that if I had that kind of money, I would get the the think-tank working on those giant killer plants DAY ONE. After that, a weather controlling satellite, and maybe one of those mobile head quarters that crawls across the ocean floor on tremendous nuclear powered spider legs… Yeah… that would be SWWEE-EET.