http://topten.org/public/BE/BE155.html

This seems targeted less at “introverts” and more at pathetic losers. I mean really, if you actually need this advice chances are you are too much of a social coward to ever be able to follow it.

I get a little anxious in unfamiliar social situations but I do what every functioning member of society does; I grit my teeth an go on with my life.
Next!

http://www.drivl.com/posts/view/466

I say; Would you happen to have any leaded petroleum distillate that I could use to furnish fuel for a motor carriage?

Whoever would have thought that a steady diet of boiled food would be so devastating to the ol’ choppers. But don’t be put off ladies… not many men come equipped with more functional “love handles”.

All Things Zombie – Movie Reviews – Shock Waves (1976)

http://www.allthingszombie.com/movies/shockwaves.php

Two words. Nazi Zombies. I was watching Meatballs II on TV when I was a kid and there was a scene where all the campers were in one cabin watching a scary movie. What they showed was like a 5 second clip from this movie and I knew I had to see it. The clip was of this white haired corps-like man in a black uniform rising up from still water wearing these black goggles. When I finally found out that the name of the movie was “Shock Waves (1977)” and I got a copy I guess I was about 17 years old. When I looked at the back of the box I saw that it was starring Peter Cushing, I can’t even tell you how exhilarating that moment was. I worshiped Cushing for his work with Hammer studios. I watched it and let me tell you brother this is the worst movie that I love. This film has had so much ripped off from it, it’s pathetic. They need to remake it with the kind of budget it deserves. And they need to dump some 2-4-5 trioxin on Peter Cushing’s mouldering body so he can reprise his roll.
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