SARACANITE

http://www.scienceray.com/

This is a great site that, not unlike my high school Biology teacher Mr. Weinberg; makes learning fun! Unlike Weinberg, however, this site is not a sentient collective of vinegar eels inhabiting the hollowed out skin of a derelict to masquerade as a biology teacher.

This reminds me of an old taxonomy joke:
Hedychrum? Damn near killedum!

http://6789569.stumbleupon.com/

Meet 0sm0sis:

As Buford T. Justice would have put it, he’s a volatile sumbitch, but I think he’s probably just misunderstood. One of his detractors wrote: "The 1800’s called. They want their sense of humor back"
That is hilarious, but I’ll bet you anything that ol’ 0sm0sis here actually takes that as a compliment. I know I would. And I like him based on that assumption.

http://www.insaland.com/blog/

Its all asses, legs, and shoes.
Unfuckingbelievable.

http://www.writesomething.net/

This is a great diversion. Just type whatever you want on this frenetic message board. See how long it takes you before you devolve into a 13 year old Tourettes case.

http://queerstapler.stumbleupon.com/

Meet Queerstapler:

Purveyor of deliberate and yet, un-pretentious observations. And full of wonder. Its the "full of wonder" part that I truly adore.

http://www.queer-arts.org/archive/9809/cadmus/cadmus.html

Your dad would totally love this.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/scottmarceau/

Apart from the occasional action shot of a guy about to totally wipe out, this photographer has some very compelling images of completely ordinary objects, people and situations.

http://www.joepekar.com/

Joe Pekar. Due to a deep insecurtity brought about by bullies taunting his name, Joe Pekar set about on a subconscious quest to establish himself as a heterosexual by drawing countless attractive women.

I don’t know, I’m just guessing.

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1893946,00.html?xid=newsletter-europe-weekly

Legalize everything. Portugal did it and drug use is down. Case closed.

Why isn’t this the only fucking thing being talked about in the news right now?

http://www.toyvault.com/

Just the gift for that demented niece or nephew, that you just know is going to make the front page some day. Hey, best to be on their good side when they decide it’s time to "fulfill the prophecy" or whatever.

http://www.nightserpent.com/

Paul Carrick. Lots of Love(craft) for this artist. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (etc)

http://www.washboardchaz.com/

Boy they got all kinds of virtuosos these days. Example: "Washboard Chaz"

A percussion man with a distinctly old-timey sound. And you gotta love anyone that gets into entertainment and sticks to the name "Chaz"

http://yourmusicland.blogspot.com/

What a fine thing to do. Painstakingly create diverse and sophisticated music anthologies, then and offer them up here in easy to download (from eMule) format. There really are good people left in the world… I’m calling off the "Cleansing"

http://interloper.org/images/2007/how_I_feel_today.jpg

Although this rather naive image can be criticized thoroughly for its technical failings, I will take the high-road and applaud the over-all theme of awesomeness. It nearly sums up my entire philosophy, only falling short in that there is absolutely no sex.