SARACANITE

http://www.slashfood.com/2008/11/06/no-fuss-baked-eggs-tasty-and-simple-with-minimal-cleanup/

An egg baked onto a toasted roll. It seems so obvious now.

http://blog.kingarthurflour.com/2009/03/19/light-lemony-luscious/

I would have been inclined to call lemon pancakes drizzled in honey a blaspheme in the holy name of Maple Syrup, had it not been for these resolve destroying pictures.

http://www.yatzer.com/postDetails.php?post=1222

The Jenga house eems kind of un-livable but would totally make a righteous hangout for an idyllic gang of teens to hatch there crazy schemes in.

http://www.sugarlaws.com/nutella-ice-cream

Orgasmic!

No shit, this inspired me to buy an ice cream maker. But I have no intention of making “Nutella Icecream”…

I’m a Mint Chip man.

… And I take mine GREEN, heavy on the food-coloring.

SIDE NOTE: Fuck you Bryers and your goddamn white Mint Chip. What are you, too fucking good for GREEN? Assholes.

http://www.onesentence.org/stories/popular/

From the page: ""Every day I wake up to Hitler!" I proclaimed loudly in a crowded bar, when trying to explain to my friend that I often fall asleep watching the History Channel."

http://www.ivars.net/

Truly a Gem of the West Coast. Fish & Chips haven’t been "totally awesome" since I was like, 10 years old. Then one day, laid over in Seattle International Airport, I had time to eat something between flights, but I didn’t feel like squeezing in a few cocktails.

Now I know you’re all thinking "Oh C’Mon Dick! You’re putting me on"
Well I’m not. I don’t know, I think I vomited or urinated blood that morning or something… Because it isn’t like the airport was out of booze, I always get my drink on between flights… actually before, during and after my flights too… Actually flying doesn’t have anything to do with it… Basically if I’m not working… well sometimes I’ll… ANYWAAAAY, long story short, killer food, and at a little airport kiosk no less. Must be even more rad at one of the real locations.

Definitely a better choice than getting hammered on Alaskan Amber.

…sometimes…

http://www.flickr.com/photos/americanmcgee/

http://www.boners.com/grub/807656.html

Sigh…

http://saracanite.blogspot.com/

This is my blogger page. It is the same old crap I’ve been posting here for years but I’ll be adding unique material to it eventually. It depends on how mind numbingly bored I become.

http://jameswagner.com/

An extremely tedious blog that features all that dada irreverent irrelevant art for art’s sake bullshit that you couldn’t care less about.

Some of it is good though…

http://loltheist.com/

Funny.

http://www.jasonchanart.com/gallery.htm

Jason Chan.

http://photo.net/photodb/user?user_id=2109438

Martin Amm.

http://theimaginaryworld.com/page4.html

Originally dismissed as lame, but upon closer inspection I found this vast repository of vintage photos and advertising art to fit quite squarely into the realm of "awesome". So many pictures just begging for humorous captions. Read that as an open challenge Internet!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/Flamingoes_800x538.jpg

…Speaking of flamingo orgies…