SARACANITE

http://www.igorlaptev.com/

Igor Laptev. Not just anyone can fully capture the beauty of a flamingo orgy. No sir. That takes talent.

http://westfordcomp.com/updated/found.htm

Neat-o. One of the interesting things about collecting vintage cameras… invariably you’ll find one containing exposed film. Here are some lost moments from unknown people under forgotten circumstances. Kind of sad when you think about they never saw these pictures, and wonder why.

http://www.andreasrocha.com/

Andreas Rocha.

http://endangered-ugly.blogspot.com/

Personally I’ve always been in favor of ugly. …Except at the bar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGldM85dXYs

Marilyn and Royce. A pair of classy 8o-somethings that reminisce of a by-gone era from their seedy skid-row hotel. Marilyn is content and somewhat hopeful but Royce… well… Royce stares madly into the camera, rakes at the air with gnarled talons and curses her ill luck with every ounce of venom she can spare. Why have they not become Internet meme celebrities by now?

This criminally short set of videos is at once surreal, hilarious, and heartbreaking. Its profound.

http://hitdawall.wordpress.com/

A detailed chronicling of the super rich and their inevitable fall into total fugliness. Find out what brand of plumbers’ putty Liz Taylor employs to Spackle the creases in her "face" and what cultures keep their unruly children in line by threatening that they “better start behaving or Dennis Rodman will get” them.

http://krsk.tonemakerdj.com/?pg=maketone

A ring-tone generator with, I don’t know, a billion possible combinations. Now you can while away that AMPLE alone time building the perfect ring-tone that will totally tell everyone how interesting and unique you are the moment they hear it. If only you actually had a friend to call you…

http://www.stallonezone.com/

Welcome to the Stallone Zone! This fansite pays tribute to Sly Stallone’s total RAD-NESS.

http://skepchick.org/blog?p=5490

Shamwow guy. With his squinty eye and coney island ticket man boulderdash. Love him or hate him. This shill killer had me at "You’re gonna love my nuts"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmxgeOKGrLA

Holy shit. Rip Torn is a sick fuck. And the years have not been kind… I do find it a little odd that the whole fight was shot so well. I mean the goddamn guy with the camera didn’t stop rolling even as Torn choked Norman Mailer out.

http://www.smart.co.uk/dreams/

Terry Gilliam. The fact that his movies never turn a dime, serves only to distill that he truly is a genius… Money is made by appealing to the lowest common denominator.

http://wellmedicated.com/inspiration/50-inspiring-vintage-advertisements/

Cooked up by your favorite "Mad Men" in an innocent time when companies thought that advertisements actually had to have something to do with what you were selling. Also note that most of these posters have INFORMATION at the bottom! How naive.

http://www.scaryideas.com/print/

Many of these advertisements have buried the needle on the holy-shit-o-meter.

http://looku.com/imagebin/full/1226827186Nick704.jpg

Well this sort of changes the overall dynamic of the "official" story.

Keep believing the lie, retards!

http://thewayoutwest.co.uk/images/sheedf.jpg

These guys aren’t nearly as troublesome as they look. In fact the worst thing is they tend to shit Elizabethan suits of armor all over your car. …Right after you wash it…