SARACANITE

http://snaggle-toothsalad.blogspot.com/

This guy is seriously channeling the Ed "Big Daddy" Roth. I want to see one of these critters in a supe’d up hot-rod.

http://purplepeepbits.blogspot.com/

Purple Peep Bits. Frenetic art, featuring my favorite cartoon character.

http://www.theabsolute.net/minefield/athquot.html

The Bible has noble poetry in it… and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.
Mark Twain

http://ilikecarrot.com/

A blog that almost exclusively features carrots given a strange amount of attention by designers, artists, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Obviously the work of a madman.

http://www.gearfuse.com/the-last-hope-bloomin-dildo/

Say "goodbye" to that tacky Lava Lamp!

http://www.artpusher.net/horror.htm

This is me when I read the paper.

http://www.theundertakers.ie/coolstuff.html

Rockabilly gig Posters.

http://www.tremorsrockabilly.com/

The Tremors. They can connect Kevin Bacon to Rockabilly in less than 3 degrees(!)

http://www.spill.com/

Bar None, the best movie reviews. The presentation in is fresh and funny, and very honest.

http://www.cgunit.net/search/label/Supalette

I want you to stay back here… It could be dangerous up ahead for gigantic, metal, killing-machines…

http://www.cgunit.net/search/label/Jason%20Levesque

This is why I don’t like calamari. It’s too chewy and has a tendancy to mouth-rape you.

http://www.cgunit.net/search/label/Frank%20Stockton

Survival Tip #39: Try to avoid being raped by a bear, but if you think it’s inevitable (and it is), just relax and let it happen. If you’re tense, you won’t be able to loosen up the necessary muscles to avoid injury.

http://www.stumbleupon.com/

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Man! Why they got to screw it up? Oh bring me back the days of greasemonkey css themes…
Is THIS where my sponsorship dollars are going? To the self destruct SU research team?

http://egoeccentric.blogspot.com/2008/02/just-how-full-of-shit-was-l-ron-hubbard.html

Oh, I LOVE this. As if contemporary religion weren’t bad enough. Here comes some crackpot, with something just as meaningless and perhaps even more bizarre. I mean is that what "faith" is all about? Does it HAVE to be invested in only the most ridiculous schemes? And talk about some schemes! Elroy here had some doozies! Just look at this guy: a fucking ascot? For real? Just go the extra step and use a cigarette holder while you’re at it. I mean the guy even LOOKS sleazy for Christ’s sakes. Seriously, hey all you Scientology celebrities. Just accept that you’re gay and go on with your lives. This shit is ridiculous.