SARACANITE

http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles/70595/projects/85116/705951208048425.jpg

This is usually what happens when I buy Psilocybin from a guy that one of my friends "knows" and its about minute 45 after eating the first half of an eighth ounce, and I’m positive I’ve been ripped off, so in desperation I eat the other half, and suddenly the whole fucking world tilts under my feet. And in slow motion I mutter "Ohhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuck…"

http://www.notoart.com/

Phil Noto. Reminds me of old 70’s movie posters.

http://mazdafreak73.stumbleupon.com/

Meet Mazdafreak73:

In between steamy pictures of young men, there are some terrific finds here. Great job, shipmate!

http://2photo.ru/2008/03/19/znamenitosti_ot_fotografa_platon.html

Famous people reminding us how cool they are.

http://www.fda.gov/cder/about/history/Gallery/gallery1.htm

Instead of waiting until the last minute, like you know you do every year, do yourself a favor and buy that mother’s day present early!

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

Pictures of tragically fugly people featuring weird broken English captions.

From the page: “Hello miguel.”
HELP! the porktree did know my name!!!

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics28.html

Me too!

(weep)

http://www.romeartlover.it/Mememori.html

Italian personifications of Death from the 1600 & 1700s. I seriously don’t know how they came up with this sort of thing centuries before heavy metal.

http://www.marktoddillustration.com/

Mark Todd:

“Artist”

http://www.dieiscast.com/gallerycarpet1.html

Casino Carpets. The last time I saw this many tacky, unkempt rugs, was at the 1998 Lilith Fair after Lisa Loeb’s infamous “Men Invented Panties Speech”

Oh yeah… I went there…

http://www.mummytombs.com/

Mummies! Not just for inspiring lame movies starring Brendan Fraser anymore!

Actually that was out of bounds. None of the Mummy movies even has a goddamn mummy in it. After the first five minutes of the film we have to see Arnold Vosloo’s smush face sans bandages. Frightening? Oh absolutely! Mummy-like? No. No. No. I don’t think so.

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~kaltofen/words.html

German to English homonyms.

Next time I’m talking to a German speaking person, and I point at my dick, I know now not to say the words “this is my dick” because that could possibly be misconstrued as meaning “I have a lil’ chub going-on right now” when it might not be my express intention of divulging any more information about my dick other than it’s general location on my body (usually my crotch, but sometime my crotch as well as your mom’s crotch)

http://www.submitarchive.com/upload/pictures_from_the_sky.php

Lots of bargain real estate here…