SARACANITE

http://www.smokeinmydreams.com/

Mark Wagner. Hey, Rockefeller, try cutting up some Franklins you fucking pussy. No just kidding, totally cool.

Pussy.

http://www.destructibleman.com/

A worthy tribute to the best and worst prosthetic death scenes captured on film.

Wow, and I thought my hobby of collecting military issue woman’s brassieres from the 1940s, was obscure, tedious and creepy.

http://totallyrobot.tumblr.com/

Get a look at our new masters while they’re still cute.

http://www.nopatternrequired.com/

Your Grandmother totally Bookmarked this page.

‘Cause (as the Beastie Boys would say) she’s CRAFTY.

http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/

Modified signs like these would have spared me allot of emarrasment in my formidable years…

…Ahh Mz. Bushey… in addition to Biology, you taught me about life.
…life and forced feminization…

http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

Its an advertisement for cheese. Thank god it was narrated by Patrick Warburton (TV’s Brock Sampson/ Joe Swanson/ Puddy), or I’d be irritated… instead of smiling whimsically.

http://www.surgicaltechnologists.net/blog/20-scary-old-school-surgical-tools

Ah, and the only anesthetic available was a choice of hearty grog, or to be tickled unconscious. Frabjous!

http://www.monsterguide.net/

I’m growing very fond of this reference site. Soon I will have absorbed all of the humans’ knowedge…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k

Well done shipmate!

http://dinosaursfuckingrobots.com/

Whenever you feel a little blue. Do what I do and visit DinosaursFuckingRobots.com. You will immediately feel inspired.

http://anti-drugwar.org/Proverbs.html

http://ugliesttattoos.com/

Heinous. All the more reason all recreational drugs should be legalized: Those of us who would self-destruct, probably should.

http://www.bismuthcrystal.com/finest.html

Science is fun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQ3HbB0c8Y

Tragically lost Adam West re-boot. I guess the world wasn’t ready. Stupid Nielson families. What about the enormous democraphic of TV watchers who dont want to be Nielson peopls? What about them? That’s a completely different personality type. And I think the typical one.