http://www.campingpa.com/recipes/breakfast.htm

Recipes for morbidly obese shut-ins. THAT MEANS “TASTY” Y’ALL!
UPDATE: Im sure about 90% of anybody who sees this page does the “bagged omelet” trick. If you do, cook it for MORE than 8 minutes. Go for like 15. Also don’t use a huge bag use one that just fits and don’t let it bag touch the sides of the pot or you will burn the hell out of your self like I did. Otherwise, cancer schmancer.